Paul Christoforo

[Suicide]

I just read this KYM entry:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/pa ... ing-emails" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

This shit is AMAZING. The staggering amount of stupidity that flows out of this guy has left me awe-struck. I mean GOOD LORD. Feel free to read through on this. It's always nice when a jerk costs himself his own means of living by being a complete douche-canoe.

[angry123]

It's spread over here too?
I hadn't even heard of Ocean Marketing up until today.
I'd almost feel sorry for the guy had he not brought everything on himself.

Well, that's what happens.
You'd think he'd be less assholish about controllers for disabled gamers, but no.

[AH-64D Longbow]

It's a measure of how badly some in the video games industry grossly overestimate their self-worth. Congrats: you matter to a herd of spastics that knee jerk to everything from misread legislation that goes viral via tumblr and other social media to those who critique an absolutely sophomoric medium on it's many flaws (Roger Ebert and the Red Cross come to mind) in design and presentation. I did laugh when he thought a tenuous relationship to Cliffy B. was something of value. Not that it's much of an achievement, I call Rob Liefeld every night and have him fluff my pillow. But, the best part, was goading Penny Arcade. Claiming to call in favors from people that range from Ex-CEO's to the Mayor of Boston? I'm sure Menino will spare the time to force your attendance at PAX. Something he probably doesn't even know exists, but still. Checking his twitter pretty much confirms he's the most shameless and whore-tastic marketing schlub on the internet.

At anyrate, I must cut this short; I need to call Rob Liefeld and the Mayor of Ottawa. I want to have them clean my chinchilla cage.

EDIT
http://courtindex.sdcourt.ca.gov/CISPub ... applcode=D" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Someone liked rough housing back in Commiefornia.

[Suicide]

My favorite part is his exchanges with Mike Krahulik and how you can ACTUALLY SEE through his words the moment he realized the internet was about to fuck his soul after a swift google search.

Mike I’m not trying to fight with you I’m really not , you should give me the benefit of the doubt before judging over one person’s bitching .

Two and half days to fuck up your entire professional life. That is an achievement.

[AH-64D Longbow]

That is an achievement.

Achievement unlocked
750G - Total fuck up!