Darren Aranofsky's Noah (yes, THAT Noah)..

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...or, "let's-pander-to-the-religious-right-with-a-flick-they'll-watch-regardless-of-how-much-grunge-we-put-in-it", because, hey, it worked for Mel Gibson a few years ago, right?

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Let's just say even Bill Cosby couldn't make this any more watchable & leave it at that.