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Plan Six From Outer Space

A parody title of one of the worst movies ever… and this may be the worst episode ever. The plot is beyond stupid, the flow is terrible and the animation is as rubbery as a tire dump. But this ep does have one thing going for it. April O’niel bound, gagged and stuffed in a locker! Ah… you even shine in crap, April. Bravo!

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April’s Fool

An equally rubbery episode but not even half as awful. April gets confused as a Princess who is her almost exact double! Shredder kidnaps her and using her likeness as the real Princess decides to use her as the ransom anyway! Which works! Till the TMNT swoop in to save the day of course!

April’s Fool

Divide and Conquer

The final episode of the original 90’s TMNT. That’s right. The final episode and April gets into the same trouble she always does! I honestly think the writers decided this had to be done. They take Dregg away from his normal setting and put him in one where he can tie April to a chair. Its like it was writen as law!

Divide and Conquer

Enter the Rat King

On to an absolute classic scene. One that has been burned in my mind since childhood. April gets snagged right out of her anchor woman chair and tossed bound and gagged over the Rat King’s shoulder. She struggles all cute on the sewer floor before being cut loose. The moaning here is heavenly.

Enter the Rat King

Burn’s Blues

April is killing to get a story. The Neutra Freeze Plant seems to be getting robbed a lot. So our snoopy reporter decides to ask a few employees. Too bad the first one she sees is Bebop in disguise! She’s soon bound gagged and stashed in the back of the van mummbling “What are you doing to me!?” Classic.

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It Came From Beneath the Sewers

And wrapping up this April goodness is the best of her scenes! Lured into a trap by the devious Shredder, April is shackled to a chair and gagged tight! She is to be bait in a trap. He lets her mummble into the communicator and the turtles come headstrong to the rescue. One of the core DiD scenes from my childhood.

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Kaori, Saeko, Unknown – Season 1 Episode 50

Kaori gets sneak attacked by some chick with a choke wire! Meanwhile Saeko and another girl I don’t know the name of gets snagged by the same crew! All three are held as hostages while Ryo is forced to Duel with the badguys gunman. Luckily help arrives and save Ryo but Kaori is whisked away by the baddies!

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