Author Archives: Suicide

Lolita – A Terrible Wooer

A smooth talking hansome con-man comes into town and woos Lolita much to Diego’s disdain. But Lolita is later kidnapped by bandits demanding ransom from their parents. The hansome con-man is told to deliver the money, but it turns out he orcastrated the kidnapping and plans on keeping Lolita along with the money!

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Eleventh Hour

Superman takes it to the Japanese Empire in this World War II era cartoon! The Man of Steel aids the American Armed Forces by sabotaging the Japanese shipyards. But this leads to them kidnapping Lois who is there as a field reporter for the US. Unless Supes stops his work she will be executed!

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Jungle Drums

Nazi’s and natives! Lois is captured after a plane is shot down carrying secret Allied plans. Lois is trusted with the papers to keep away from the Nazi’s but is quickly captured after hiding the plans in the jungle. So the Nazi leader decides to get Lois to spill the location… vith fire!

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Japoteurs

Once again its Supes vs. the Japs this time the Empire takes the sabotage plan into hand steeling the Americans experimental plane. Easy enough for Supes to handle right? Well not when Lois is caught snooping on board and threatened to be dumped out the bomb-bay doors!

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Electric Earthquake

A pissed off Native American wants his land back. So what does he do? Builds an electronic earthquake machine at the bottom of the ocean of course! What’s step two? Kidnap a lovely reporter to document his evil extortion scheme! But don’t worry. Superman is there to… flood the room… nice job…

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Destruction, Inc.

Lois takes it upon herself to go undercover working at a munitions factory where its suspected some crooked deals are going down! Well once she gets caught snooping the fiends bind and gag our lovely reporter stuffing her in a torpedo tube set to explode during a test firing!

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The Mad Scientist

And here we are… the very first animated Lois Lane and the very first animated Lois Lane DiD scene! In this first adventure into animation Lois is captured by a paranoid mad scientist and his pet vulture and secured in his lab so she can witness his deadly ray pummel the city! Oh no!

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The Image Maker

A crazy professor seeks revenge on Lois Lane for writing a column that ruined his career. So he gets a giant yeti to kidnap her and brings her to space in his rocket where he plans to eject her into orbit in a bubble cage so she’ll suffocate in her prsison slowly. Yeah… weird. Wouldn’t it have been easier to just… shoot her?

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